Throwing Random Objects at A Clown

I have your underwear on a shelf, and i have your keys in my pocket.I eat your cookies, and cry your tears.It's so loud, only dogs can hear it. Dig it out from under the ground.Let it show. Let all the eyes gaze upon. Perhaps i'll wear it as a hat. I'm going to steal your reflection and use it as a contact lense. Will you be my chandolier? I could drink you. I want every inch of you on my plate. I'll keep you safe in my car.